T'is the Summer of Chaos

• Delhi to Dublin mosh pit and broken sunglasses
• banana airband roadtrips

• Coffee demanding visitors from foreign countries
• graduating art students heading off to meet the world

•  bare toed bum-crack tickling
• Ukrainian interpretation romance
• Grasshopper beer and bracelet sucking babies
• slippery shoes in bathroom stalls and a bruised elbow

• over stuffed taxi cabs and steamy backseat pauses
• outhouse photo ops with friends

• Mennonite twin jam session
• 12 leeches on my dog and an overused salt shaker
• beer pong refereeing and swatting cats
• dangerous dancing and terrific consequences
• Physics camp and walking on water
• 4x4 puddle jumping in theatre parking lots
• Blue Moon beer
• 7 hour tattoo session friendship

• balance board compatability tests

• sticky moustache bum faces

• Mondragon southern fried tofu 
• moose stew nightmares and lightning storm washouts
• I hate you. I love you.
• rainy Trout disappointment

• 7am thankful pick up: Harriet the Savior
• torrential rainfall puddle jumping shivering
• broken locks and air conditioner escapes
•  shirt swapping
• pregnant belly painting

• duct tape wrestling belly flop costumes

• Sibley stomping and sea lion observations

• Bobinski beer bashes and tofu hotdog moccasins
• Hotdog Ninja Warrior artistry

• outdoor shower stall inventions and torturous forms of tormenting 
• tattoos for cancer research
• wet art
• the essence of Johnny Depp on the Bounty
• Zombie Ramona

• mural mayhem and scaffolding scandals

• Sportsman Dinner curiosities
• pickle juice and sock drawers

• Silver Islet rock theft

• pansy filled veggie garden of pathos
• revived friendships
• aerobic livingroom danceoffs

• half cemented sidewalks
• dump disappointment
• invention organization

• Cat Empire African dancing 
• soccer frustrations
• blueberry sweat and secret picking holes
• carrot cake bliss
• googly eyed real estate agents

• Animal cracker paintings
• sleep deprivation

I seized the summer. I'm ready to go back to work.