Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Happy Holidays from the Pugsley Street Posse at the Milk Carton!

As I write this, the furnace has kicked in for the umpteenth time, chronically reminding me that it’s winter, and it’s here with a vengeance. *sigh* You’d think after 38 years of living in the North that I’d just accept the cold, but it still shocks me every year. Perhaps I need to start booking warm vacations during the Christmas holidays as bit of a reprieve from this insanity. We’ll see in next year’s letter whether I follow through with that or not!

But on to the highlights of this year, starting with a nod to my cultural roots; around Easter time, I took a fantastic workshop on how to make pysanky, or Ukrainian Easter eggs.  Wow. Talk about process! I don’t know how people take the time to make the multicoloured, intricately designed masterpieces that they do, because it literally took me all day to design two very simple eggs. And if you’ve seen my thumbs, then you know that it is not even a simple task to HOLD an Easter egg, let alone decorate one. So, I chalked this one up to experience, gave recognition to all of my Ukrainian forefathers and mothers that would have spent many hours on those little suckers, and moved on to other art forms. 

The next art form came in the way of a tattoo. I had been playing with the idea of getting a family tree tattooed on my arm for a while, and started muddling with the design over the course of the spring. Thanks to the power and efficiency of Facebook, I was able to post my rough draft sketches and get a lot of positive, constructive feedback from friends.  The design started off pretty “typical” but then I sat through a grad ceremony with a Sharpie marker and paper and doodled up the second design that you can see here. I liked it so much that I went back to the drafting table and decided to merge the two concepts together in to the final design. Eight hours, one pizza and lots of pain later, I had a completed tattoo, done by Mike Magee at Underground Ink in Thunder Bay. I highly recommend his service if you’re ever considering getting any work done even if my Auntie Mary thinks I’m a “stupid ass” for getting it done. haha! I love having my family tree on my arm. They’re always with me. 


My next big artistic endeavor was the completion of a 12x16 foot mural painted on the side of the Lakeview Restaurant here in Red Lake. It took just over 61 hours to complete, done over a span of three months…darn rain! A few years back, I re-designed the cover of the menu for the Lakeview, and the owners of the Lakeview, Pearl and Grace Fleming, decided it was high time that the imagery also blasted full throttle across the side of the building. What a fantastic way to pass the summer hours, with many visitors to the scaffolding, and “interesting”, perpetual commentary from the passer-byers. I got pretty good at keeping my headphones on after a while. ;) This project has also stimulated another mural project that is hopefully taking place the summer of 2011, with the idea of being the artistic director of the program, working with a variety of age groups, and painting four murals that will display Red Lake’s identity and diversity. 

 I also spent a substantial amount of time preparing for the Trout Forest Music Festival this year, determined to have an art booth during the festival. Unfortunately, the weather was dismal practically the whole weekend, with the rain and wind escalating over that time. I was forced to pack up all of my art work and forfeit the opportunity to sell and simply enjoy the festival at all, actually. (Fortunately for me, Facebook is a fantastic market for my art work, and most of my work has sold since then.)  But I did have the awesome opportunity to get my hands on some face paint, and paint a very pregnant woman’s belly!!! Maybe her daughter will grow up to be an artist from the experience in utero?

Luckily, I had a great feast of music earlier in the summer, taking my bestie Deanna to the Winnipeg Folk Fest for her first time. It’s pretty magical to introduce someone to a new experience, and we had a great time dancing in the mosh pits, eating delicious food and meeting a plethora of interesting people while listening to awesome music in the grass and the heat.  I was even able to hang out with my little man Alexander, who was at the festival with his dad. In a few years, I am sure I’ll be getting back stage passes to festivals across Canada, as either a groupie or manager of my son’s musical career.  

Deanna and I also packed up our young ‘uns and took them to the city for their first experience at the University of Manitoba’s “mini camp” where they were given the opportunity to take a focus program for a week. Alexander signed up for a physics camp, and enjoyed the experience, but preferred the Science North program that was hosted here in Red Lake the following week.  But as parents, Deanna and I both felt it was good for our kids to have the opportunity to see what university life was like, moving from faculty building to faculty building, and even staying in residence for the week. While there, Alexander was given the opportunity to brag about getting first place standing at the local science fair, and second place standing at the regional science fair for his study on bottle rockets. We had a heck of a lot of fun blowing up the neighbourhood with our air compressor and pop bottles for a good week. Alexander still likes to entertain his friends with this experiment on any given day. He’s even introduced food colouring to the experimenting so we have a rainbow of colours spraying my car and house. All in the name of science! As long as there aren’t any matches involved, it’s all good.  I am petrified what is going to happen this summer, since my boyfriend, Brad, and Alexander have big plans to create monstrous things that catapult and fling and do all sorts of questionable things. I’ve overheard them saying things like, “We’ll have to go way out in the bush to make that one because it might do some damage in the neighbourhood.” Oh oh. I’ll keep you posted.

And that brings me to introducing you to my wonderful boyfriend, Brad, a fantastic man who moved to Red Lake from Vermilion Bay just over a year ago to take up a new career at Red Lake Plumbing and Heating and swept me off my feet in the process. Actually, it was a long process, because he tried to sweep me off my feet about a year ago and we ended up getting into an argument instead and didn’t speak to each other for a while! Fortunately, Brad is a tenacious man, and obviously isn’t afraid of a stubborn woman *ahem*, because he was able to woo me with is charm, good looks and great cooking and is now a permanent resident at the “milk carton” here on Pugsley Street. Alexander and I love sharing our life with him and Sandy’s kinda getting used to the idea. Haha!  We’re in the process of transforming the basement into a music jamming room and looking forward to filling our lives with music, fun and happiness.  Life is good and we’re all reveling in it. 

Brad and I even had the opportunity to “work” together this fall, both being involved in the local theatre group. Brad was highly involved in the arts back in Dryden, where as I’d been on hiatus for the past 10 years or so! I was going to slowly ease my way back into the group by helping with some script writing, but ended up taking on what turned out to be a very busy and entertaining role! The group put on a “Ukrainian wedding” dinner theatre production where the Ukrainian bride was being married to your “typical” Anglo-Saxon, southern Ontario groom from a high class family. Well, you could imagine the chaos when the fleet of Auntie Mary’s decided to take over the kitchen, ensuring that prime rib was replaced with kielbasa, perogies and cabbage rolls. The groom’s mother had an affair with the groom’s best man (who he happened to meet on “BFF” a best friend’s version of eharmony) which ended as a “dance off” later in the night, the bride’s family got very drunk, and the wedding planner almost had a complete meltdown.  Brad can be seen in the picture with the groom having his photo taken by the wedding photographer. He played the role of “Chaz”, a very put out best man who was highly insulted that “Taco Diaz”, the groom’s best man was given more attention and recognition that he was, even though he grew up with the groom! People who came to the show said later that they felt like they were at a real wedding reception so I guess it was a success! 
  This fall also brought Alexander into the double digits, and I now have an official ten year old on my hands! I can’t believe how quickly those first ten years went by and hope that the next ten slow down a little bit so that my baby isn’t out the door sooner than I think! (Don’t get me wrong though, I don’t want a 40 year old living in my basement. Haha) Alexander celebrated the event with a few classmates and a first class birthday party out at his camper on Flat Lake, complete with fireworks, marshmallow roasting, a swamp walk and ghost stories. I highly enjoyed seeing eight big eyeballs stare back at me while I told the old “fingernails on the roof of the car” horror story. Hee hee! 

Sandy the wonder dog continues to grace us with her presence, albeit a bit slower than last year. She is really into barking a lot lately, demanding treats more often than she actually deserves, but I humour her. She is close to 80 years old and should get a cookie close to any time she wants one as far as I’m concerned. She likes to bark any time Brad and I kiss or hug! Oh, what a mighty protector she is! Haha As we speak, she’s lazily snoozing on the couch, oblivious to the fact that such kind words are being said about her dear old soul. She’s a beautiful girl. 

Other quick news is that I finally sold my Chevy Avalanche, albeit with much sorrow. That was definitely my adventure truck and I’m truly missing having her with me. I will buy a new truck of some kind, but haven’t really even starting thinking about researching it. I guess I’m still thinking about all the great memories I had in that red beast and haven’t moved forward yet to thinking about new adventures.  But we have big plans for the summer (refer to paragraph about catapulting things in the bushes) so I think that will be my project for the new year…..buying a new adventure beast. Yeehaw. 

I continue to teach at RLDHS, moving in to my 14th year as a teacher, and 13 as the Visual Arts teacher! Wow! I had an excellent experience at this year’s Subject Area Group Conference at the Winnipeg Art Gallery, where the focus was on social justice in the arts. I’m hoping that some of those concepts can be implemented into the mural program that we’re developing for next summer. I was also fortunate to listen to Sir Ken Robinson speak at the Burton Cummings Centre in Winnipeg a few weeks back about motivation, education and the Arts. I really feel that we are in a revolutionary new age of thinking in terms of the way our world views employment, motivation and self fulfillment and am excited to be a teacher going through this engaging process. I never thought I’d be excited about pedagogical philosophies and here I am writing about it! It will be interesting to see what kind of teacher I am within the next 5 to 10 years. I think it will be very different from the approach that is implemented in classrooms today! I’ll keep you posted.
Until then, from Brad, Alexander, Sandy and I, we wish you an absolutely fabulous holiday season full of love, excitement and great health. If you’re ever in the neighbourhood, please, swing by for a drink of good cheer. We’d love to see you.

Cheers!

Friday, December 10, 2010

A Funny Thing Happened On My Way to Write a Blog....

A funny thing happened on my way to write a blog....I fell in love. Whap you in the face with a cast iron frying pan love.

Strange. It's been a long time since I've actually allowed this emotion to even remotely tap on my cranium and strum away at these rancid old heart strings. I held my head up high and convinced myself that I didn't need love. I was soooooo over that feeling, and could live a fulfilling, incredible existence without it. (Who was I trying to kid?) Instead I played a game of convenience; allowing a modicum of intimacy if it was timely, if I was amorous, or drunk. Very drunk. I liked to call up my girlfriends and we'd chat about whether "this guy would be the one" but we all knew that really, he wasn't. Not this one. I was just up to my shenanigans again and getting a bit more bitter and damaged in the process. We would spend time over endless cups of coffee, or long, drawn out Facebook messages figuring out the lapse in connection between me and "the guy"; basically psycho-analysing the shit out of the situation. Scenarios from childhood, experience, connections....nothing was left to the imagination as we emotionally raped the psychological makeup of anyone within a 10 mile radius of my heart. It was a good way of covering up for the actual truth of the matter; I was afraid to be in love because it  means being completely vulnerable and relinquishing my doubts in trust. Whew. That's a tough one.

And it happened. It happened and I can't even really explain how. Guess a lot can be said for pheromones, because when I'm with Brad it just smells right, and that's kinda funny because he's a plumber. haha But I think "relinquish" is the key word in this scenario, because when I realized that I trusted him completely, as cheesy as it sounds, those nasty ol' rusty shackles were hacked off my wrists and ankles. A huge weight was lifted and I was released from the burden of mistrust and just allowed myself to feel love. And he really does smell good. Ah pheromones....I like how Wikipedia has defined it; a secreted or excreted chemical factor that triggers a social response in members of the same species. Sha-wing! A definition like that definitely takes romance out of the equation, but interestingly, it helps to defy the logic that others may see in what may be considered "mismatched" couples. How many of you have laid in your bed at night with your partner saying, "I can't believe he's going out with her!!!" or "Man, I don't know what she sees in him 'cause he's just a big goofball" or whatever. People are sometimes judged for their choices in mates, without putting a bit of thought into this bizarre, magnetism that is part of our genetic makeup. I know that I've said it of others and it's been said of me. Consider this a public apology. Pheromones defy logic. It's base. It's raw. It's true. It's love on the purest and smelliest level. Snort.

And with that is that fantastic feeling of lust. Wow. Nothing tops that crazy, coo coo, banal feeling of desire that makes you plum dumb right to the very core. I wrote a whole blog about it once and now I feel myself reveling in that very thought and it's not even March! Woohoo! Who needs Spring to feel desire?

Cavebabies are Born in December

I kind of giggle when I read that blog, because it reminds me of my philosophies about passion. Anyone that knows me knows that I seem to live through the words of Leonard Cohen, and I may have even mentioned it here before in the lines of my blogs. Just like Cohen, I don't seem capable of sharing passion for a lover and passion for my art. It's one or the other because love is so overwhelmingly consuming. My studio is filled to the brim with half done art pieces, and snippets of ideas, and I have basically moved all of my Christmas wrapping into that space for now, because I don't have any interest in devoting my body, mind and soul into my art. I'm just not passionately there. It's why I haven't been blogging. Everything's back-burnered, including my understanding friends that send me messages teasing me of my neglectful ways. I suck at spreading my passion evenly among friends, family, pets, art, health, and housecleaning. I know that eventually I'll find that balance, but right now I'm getting swept up in midnight kitchen waltzes, fervent debates about ideologies, beautiful delicate whispers and fresh bouquets of flowers and I wish that for you too.

So go smell that special someone and tell them that you love them, even if you may have forgotten (maybe just a little bit?) what that's like. You can read this blog some other day.....

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Absorbed Words


I wrote a letter recently to an artistic friend of mine in the hopes that he would join me in an imaginative Art adventure. I had a spark and I was pumped to share. I spilled my beans and waited for a response and alas, he's too busy and can't partake in my creative concept right now. Bummer. So I went home and grumbled for a while and then thought....what the heck! I can do this art project with ANYONE! And EVERYONE! or NO ONE! It doesn't just have to dissipate because he's too busy with his own artistic visions. It's whatever it wants to be, and isn't that what art is all about after all?  Whoa, didn't mean to get all existential on you there. So, here is a proposal to all of you, whoever you are, in the interest of art's sake and all that it encompasses. Follow along, if you will.....

Since I was a kid, I have written things that I need to remember on my hand. I used to write them on the palm of my hand but over the course of the day, washing my hands, (wait, I NEVER washed my hands which is the reason why I was never sick as a kid) sweating and so forth, the words that I would write would fade away. So, instead, I started writing on the top of my hand. That way, I could see the words and they didn’t get washed off. Somehow I was capable of only washing the insides of my hands, which is a fantastic talent to master. 
 Over the years, I have been constantly teased, chastised and questioned on both the reason why I wouldn’t just use a piece of paper as well as what the words actually meant. I found both forms of questioning quite personal, considering that the words were an extraction from my mind and a mental connection of some form to my own personal thoughts, even if in a rather mundane way. And if I thought that a piece of paper would have solved the problem, I would have done so originally, so the question is offensive in that it questions my mental capacity. 

Beyond the simple social interaction that writing on the hand conjures, there is also the concept of memory that is connected to writing. I try to condense a concept as much as possible so that it still makes sense to me, and will trigger my thoughts, without having to write too much on my hand. There have been times where my hand has been covered in words, and there have also been times when I don’t understand what I have written and it either comes back to me at a time of deep rest, or subconscious thought, or not at all and I am left simply with a random word that has absorbed into my skin. 

That brings me to my next thought; absorption. I have been writing on my hand for at least 30 years, I figure, having my first conscious memory of doing so when I was around eight. The only thing I can think of is that someone told me to write it on my hand, and I thought it was ingenious. Or perhaps it was just a voice in my head because I used to do really weird things like chew a pencil right down to the graphite and had wood and paint chips literally floating around in my mouth. I have no recollection of anyone telling me to do so; it was a self directed habit. Alas, I have used ball point pens of all sorts, as well as Sharpie markers. Permanent ink has been soaking into my skin for a long time. I’ve been literally absorbing these words both mentally and physically.

So with those concepts in your mind, I propose that every time I write something on my hand, I post those words to you to do with them as you wish, considering concepts such as social interaction, memory triggers, and absorption.  I will use my friend Harriet's suggestion, and post them on Twitter. (Twitter is so ridiculous that I might as well write random words that will seem senseless to everyone on there anyway.) I'll post my Twitter link at the end of this blog. (I also learned in the process of figuring out Twitter that after you have posted something, it's called "tweeting", not "twitting" or worse yet, "twatting"....Yes, I have learned.) The project would be random, yet perpetual, albeit timely (I do have a feeling that this project does have the ability to go on for the rest of my life while I still have hands and markers are still available). I too will do the project and then we can compare notes in a year? Two years? It will take a while for the project to work, as I never do know when I am going to need to write something down. I do have concerns that my hand writing will be contrived now, but then I realize that it is because of my lack of short term memory that I have been doing this for the last 30 years anyway. So it has been contrived and will continue to be. 

My personal approach to the project is once I have written something on my hand I will go home and write it on a pair of jeans that I have in my studio. I like the idea of the ink absorbing into the fibers of the denim. It bleeds a little bit, just like the ink bleeds when it settles into my skin.The words will be written randomly and not in order. I am also going to attempt to document what people say to me when I write on my hands. My nephew's words were the first to be documented, when he came up to me and said, "You're not supposed to write on yourself." (I look forward to the conversation he and I can have when he's a bit older about how people have been ritualistically and ceremonially "writing on their hands" since the beginning of time. He's a budding artist and am surprised that he hasn't coated himself in markers yet. My son was multi-coloured any chance I gave him when he was a toddler. He was always naked and always had a marker in his hand. *sigh*)

And I also have intentions of wearing the word covered jeans as I would any other pair of jeans and am curious of the conversations that will ensue not only with my inquisitive nephew, but with others as well. Words stimulate words. 

I don't know why I have the urge to do this. I have no idea why after all of these years, seeing the words "EGGS" and "stapler" written on my hand suddenly seemed so poignant. The mind is a funny thing and I'm just following this concept for a while with curiosity and interest in the direction it may take. Are you game to join me? 

Here's the link to my Twitter account....Man, I can't believe I have a Twitter account.

Monday, September 13, 2010

My Big Red Truck


I am in a complete state of awe right now, because today, I walked away from my big Victory red 2003 Chevy Avalanche; passing the keys on to the new owner. Wow. She's gone. We had a six year relationship and now she's gone.

Big Red was my key to independence....something I hadn't had in a long time. I was newly separated, settling in to a little house on the corner (shivering 'cause it was sooo damn cold in there) and driving my parent's borscht-mobile. It was on its last legs and I was feeling kind of desperate. (When I was selling that car for $500 I actually added a clip art photo to the sale poster of an old lady in a babooshka saying, "It's cheap like borscht!") So, I kind of had a running mantra in my head, "When I get my shit together, I am going to buy myself a big, sexy, red truck". I NEEDED a truck. Seriously. Do you know what kind of woman I am? One that likes to haul ass into the bush and tromp around a bit. (Not too much though, 'cause I'm afraid of bears.) I'm not into mud slinging, but I like to know that if I go down a dirt road, I'm going to get out again. The call came, a truck was available and my dad and I headed down the highway to Dryden to see my future partner in crime. I remember when I saw it my thought was, "Well, isn't that ironic. It's actually a big, sexy, red truck. Fuck ya." Sold.

 The trips started instantaneously. Suddenly Harriet and I could fill the whole back of the truck with stuff from the dump (which simultaneously meant that my house was getting furnished and Christmas gifts were being given). Deanna and I were loadin' the kiddos in and going on picnic adventures by beautiful streams, blueberries were being discovered down secret roads that nobody else has ever been to before, (I'm sure of it....haha), rock after rock was slung into the back to be potentially cemented into my yard, Christmas trees were being cut, then lost, then mourned. Sod, dog poop, art work, artifacts, children....you name it, I had it in the back of that truck and it helped turn intentions into realities.
And don't even get me started on the romantic opportunities that my truck has provided me. Ok, get me started.....if it wasn't for the Chevy Avalanche I wouldn't have had the confidence to drive by myself to the boonies of Northern Michigan, sicker than a dog and sleep deprived, (thank you Lewis the kitty cat for bouncing on my face all night for your sheer entertainment when I had an epic journey ahead of me the next day) to see a man that I was sure I was totally in love with. And I certainly left Northern Michigan in love or as close to it as I would dare myself to be, but was relieved that my Chevy wheels would spin out of that creepy little town where phones seemed to be obsolete and a strange man knocked on my cobwebbed hotel door and asked, "So....do you like to drink?"

If it wasn't for my red truck, I wouldn't have had the experience of being a passenger with my mud caked feet sticking out the window, fresh from a fantastic music and camping experience at the Winnipeg Folk Fest with a long lost boyfriend. Twelve absent years of confusion were laid to rest through conversation in that Chevy. 
 And how else would it have been possible to take a fine, foreign musician down Nungessor Road at midnight to watch a moose graze by a stream under a full moon while we lean against the truck, kissing and living in the bliss of being? My big red truck was immortalized in poetry after that night. I smiled every time I got behind the wheel.

And that truck of awesomeness saved my life a couple times, and perhaps the lives of others. This is when I realized the sheer power of the automatic safety features that kicked in to play on black ice. I remember feeling the pull of the vehicle and thinking "Oh shit...here we go," which then turned into a "Huh?" (but say it really drawled out and Scooby-Doo-ish)  and ended with a, "Did you feel that? It's like we're in a hovercraft!" My friend and I hallelujah-ed all the way down that icy highway, thankful for technology and our lives.A couple of summers ago, I hit a weird patch of water that send the truck on an autopilot struggle that left me completely helpless and submissive again to the power of automation, and once again in front of a gaggle of cross country skiing students that were also thankful for automation. Good thing they were all kids from the Catholic school or God knows what would have happened....

And in that whole time that I owned Big Red, only one catapulting partridge lost it's life to my grill. But I can't say the same for my friend's minivan and a post at Blue Lake. Hey, I'm left handed and Avalanches are notorious for their blind spots. And why do all of the provincial parks make their camp site indicators "tree trunk brown" and the height of a truck tire? If I was a tyrant, I probably could have sued them for that one. Not bad in the 6 years I had 'er....two dents by me, one dent to me. The woman backed her vehicle out of the grocery store, across two lanes of traffic and straight into my truck door. She forgot that she had a steering wheel and the opportunity to decelerate. It happens some times. My biggest concern was that my dog was in the back seat and it's not cool to mess around with my dog. She could have been hurt.

So, when it came to starting to toy with the idea of selling the Avalanche, I was really apprehensive to do so. Yeah, it's a big truck and I really don't need that BIG of a truck, but man....I have personified that baby. I really loved Big Red.To kind of get off topic here for a minute, I remember coaching high school boys soccer a few years back and there was a big tough kid on the team that had a tendency to get yellow carded all of the time and I was watching him and he honestly wasn't being aggressive on the pitch. He just had the luck of being a big guy and he stood out in the crowd. So I started calling him "Avalanche" and I explained to him that my truck was the same way. Big, red, flashy trucks just scream for attention, and if you go one kilometer (or maybe two or three) over the speed limit, you are being called on your actions. You just simply stand out in the crowd so you live with the stereotype. I see him everyone once in a while around town when he comes home from university or where ever he is now, and the first thought that crosses my mind is "Avalanche". 

Big Red's next destination is up to a small community North of here. I was teasing the guy that bought it, saying he's going to be stacking it with moose, but only if his wife ever lets him drive it. He said he's going to be hauling a lot of wood in it. He also said that he comes up to Red Lake quite often so I'm sure over the years I'm going to see Big Red parked at the restaurant or grocery store, getting loaded up with supplies to take back home to their community. She's going to continue to serve her purpose, and I hope that she continues to nurture sleeping children in back seats, initiate crazy sing-a-thons with girlfriends, instigate city shopping expeditions to Costco for oversized boxes of cereal, make strangers turn their heads and whistle and fill up their life with excitement and joy like Big Red has done for me.

On to the next adventure. I'm going to have a beer in honour of Big Red and if you've ever had a heck of a good time with us in the Avalanche, maybe you'll want to put your glass up in a toast as well. Cheers!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

T'is the Summer of Chaos

  • Delhi to Dublin mosh pit and broken sunglasses
  • banana airband roadtrips
  • Coffee demanding visitors from foreign countries
  • graduating art students heading off to meet the world
  •  bare toed bum-crack tickling
  • Ukrainian interpretation romance
  • Grasshopper beer and bracelet sucking babies
  • slippery shoes in bathroom stalls and a bruised elbow
  • over stuffed taxi cabs and steamy backseat pauses
  • outhouse photo ops with friends
  • Mennonite twin jam session
  • 12 leeches on my dog and an overused salt shaker
  • beer pong refereeing and swatting cats
  • dangerous dancing and terrific consequences
  • Physics camp and walking on water
  • 4x4 puddle jumping in theatre parking lots
  • Blue Moon beer
  • 7 hour tattoo session friendship
  • balance board compatability tests
  • sticky moustache bum faces
  • Mondragon southern fried tofu 
  • moose stew nightmares and lightning storm washouts
  • I hate you. I love you.
  • rainy Trout disappointment
  • 7am thankful pick up: Harriet the Savior
  • torrential rainfall puddle jumping shivering
  • broken locks and air conditioner escapes
  •  shirt swapping
  • pregnant belly painting
  • duct tape wrestling belly flop costumes
  • Sibley stomping and sea lion observations
  • Bobinski beer bashes and tofu hotdog moccasins
  • Hotdog Ninja Warrior artistry
  • outdoor shower stall inventions and torturous forms of tormenting 
  • tattoos for cancer research
  • wet art
  • the essence of Johnny Depp on the Bounty
  • Zombie Ramona
  • mural mayhem and scaffolding scandals
  • Sportsman Dinner curiosities
  • pickle juice and sock drawers
  • Silver Islet rock theft
  • pansy filled veggie garden of pathos
  • revived friendships
  • aerobic livingroom danceoffs
  • half cemented sidewalks
  • dump disappointment
  • invention organization
  • Cat Empire African dancing 
  • soccer frustrations
  • blueberry sweat and secret picking holes
  • carrot cake bliss
  • googly eyed real estate agents
  • Animal cracker paintings
  • sleep deprivation

I seized the summer. I'm ready to go back to work.